I love u ka matlab ka hota hai

LALU:"I love u" ka matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA GANDHI:Mai tumse pyar karti hu.

LALU:Lo kar lo baat.
Angreji me ek sawal ka puch liya, Pagli fida ho gai.:p:D:p

I love u ka matlab ka hota hai

Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai

''Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai Lakin Hum ne
Uss Rooz hee Ker lee... Jab tujh se Mohabat Ki

Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai

Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai

''Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai Lakin Hum ne
Uss Rooz hee Ker lee... Jab tujh se Mohabat Ki

Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai

Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai Lakin Hum ne

''Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai Lakin Hum ne

Uss Rooz hee Ker lee... Jab tujh se Mohabat Ki

Khud Kushi Haram Tu Hai Lakin Hum ne

Us ne kaha ke hm b kharidar ho gaye {ghazal sms}

Us ne kaha ke hm b kharidar ho gaye,,,
Bikne ko saare log hi tayyar ho gaye,,,
Us ne kaha k aik wafadaar chahiye,,,
Saary jahan ke log vafadar ho gaye,,,
Us ne kaha ke koi gunah'gar hai yahan,,,
Jo parsaa thy wo bhi gunah'gaar ho gaye,,,
Us ne kaha k Ajiz-0-misken hai koi,,,
Sab Log gard-e-kucha-o-bazar ho gaye,,,
Us ne kaha k kash koi jangju mile,,,
Apas mn yaar barsar-e-paikaar ho gaye,,,
Us ne kaha adeem mera haath thaam-na,,,
Chaaron taraf se haath namudar ho

Us ne kaha ke hm b kharidar ho gaye {ghazal sms}

Ch0rr k Mujh K0 D00r Gaya Main Tanha Eid Mana00n Kesy {eid sms}

Ch0rr k Mujh K0 D00r Gaya
Main Tanha Eid
Mana00n Kesy ?
Dil Paagal Hai
Maanta Nahi
Is Dil K0 Eid Py
Mana00n Kesy ?
Tu Hi Bata
Ay Jan-E-Wafa
Kya Ghalti Hui
Mujh Sy ?
Tanha Beitth K
R0ta H00n Main
Bin Tery Eid
Mana00n Kesy ?
Pardees Ki Eid
Nahi Achhi
Ab Laaot Aao T0
Behtar Hai
Main Bin Tery
Gair00n K Sath
Eid Mana00n
Kesy ?
Her Eid Guzri Hai
Tanha
Bas Is Umeed
Py Ay Hassan !
Tum
Laot K Aao Gi To
Eid Mana00n Ga

Ab Ye Eid Bhi
Bin Tery Main Mana00n Kesy

Ch0rr k Mujh K0 D00r Gaya Main Tanha Eid Mana00n Kesy {eid sms}

Tabasum Hai Wo Honton Pe Jo Dil Ka Kaam Kar Jaye {ghazal}

Tabasum Hai Wo Honton Pe Jo Dil Ka Kaam Kar Jaye,
Unhain Is Ki Nahi Parwa Koi Marta Hai Mar Jaye,
Dua Hai Meri Aaye Dil Tujh Se Dunia Kuch Kar Jaye,
Aur Aisi Kuch Bane Tujh Pe K Armano Se Dar Jaye,
Jo Moqa Mil Gia To Khizar Se Ye Bat Poochain Gay,
Jise Ho Justujo Apni Wo Bechara Kidhar Jaye,
Sahar Ko Seena-e-Aalam Mein Par To Dalne Wale,
Tasadaq Apne Jalwa Ka Mera Watan Sanwar Jaye,
Hayat-e-Daimi Ki Lehar Hai Us Zindgani Main,
Agar Marne Se Pehle Ban Pare To Josh Mar

Tabasum Hai Wo Honton Pe Jo Dil Ka Kaam Kar Jaye {ghazal}

Jiski Qismat Hi Dar-Badar Thehry - Vo Bujha Chand Kis K Ghar Thehry {ghazal}

Jiski Qismat Hi Dar-Badar Thehry
Vo Bujha Chand Kis K Ghar Thehry?
Umer Guzar Di Sanwarty Dil K0
Kash Vo Dil Me Lamha Bhr Thehry
Hum Sy
Subh-Kho'n
Ki Dastan P0chu
Shehar Vale To
Bekhabr Thehry
Us Sy Kiya Pochna Safar Ki Thakan
Jis Ki Manzil Hi Rhaguzr Thehry
Us Ki Qeemat Azab Soraj Ka
Vo Sitara Jo Ta-Sehar Thehry
Us Ki Ankhain Udhar Gayin Hi Nhe
Loug Kiya Kiya Na M0or Per Thehry
Hum Sy Kesa Huzr Hawa-E-Safar
Hum To Gird-E-Raha-E-Safar Thehry
Juhk K Chomy Na Q

Jiski Qismat Hi Dar-Badar Thehry - Vo Bujha Chand Kis K Ghar Thehry {ghazal}

Raat phir hum se rahi neend khafa dair talak {mobile sms}

Raat phir hum se rahi neend khafa dair talak,
Yaad wo aata raha mast ada dair talak,
Dasht-e-tanhai mein ashkon ka sahara lay ker,
Hum ne mangi tere milnay ki DUA dair talak,
Janay har morr pe kyon milti rahi hai "Mohsin"
Hum ko ik jurm-e. mohabbat ki saza dair

Raat phir hum se rahi neend khafa dair talak {mobile sms}

cricket new law 27/10/12 {sport sms}

ﺍﻧﭩﺮﻧﯿﺸﻨﻞ ﮐﺮﮐﭧ ﮐﻮﻧﺴﻞ ﻧﮯ ﮐﺮﮐﭧ ﮐﻤﯿﭩﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺳﻔﺎﺭﺷﺎﺕ ﮐﯽ ﻣﻨﻈﻮﺭﯼ ﺩﮮ ﺩﯼ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺏ ﮈﮮﺍﯾﻨﮉ ﻧﺎﺋﭧ ﭨﯿﺴﭧ ﻣﯿﭽﺰ ﮐﮭﯿﻠﮯ ﺟﺎ ﺳﮑﯿﮟ ﮔﮯ
ﻭﻥ ﮈﮮ ﮐﺮﮐﭧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭘﺎﻭﺭ ﭘﻠﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﻢ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﺎ ﮔﯿﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺟﺒﮑﮧ ﺍﻣﭙﺎﺋﺮ ﮐﯽ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﺏ ﭼﮭﭗ

cricket new law 27/10/12 {sport sms}

cricket new law 27/10/12 {sport sms}

cricket new law 27/10/12 {sport sms}

ﺍﻧﭩﺮﻧﯿﺸﻨﻞ ﮐﺮﮐﭧ ﮐﻮﻧﺴﻞ ﻧﮯ ﮐﺮﮐﭧ ﮐﻤﯿﭩﯽ ﮐﯽ ﺳﻔﺎﺭﺷﺎﺕ ﮐﯽ ﻣﻨﻈﻮﺭﯼ ﺩﮮ ﺩﯼ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺏ ﮈﮮﺍﯾﻨﮉ ﻧﺎﺋﭧ ﭨﯿﺴﭧ ﻣﯿﭽﺰ ﮐﮭﯿﻠﮯ ﺟﺎ ﺳﮑﯿﮟ ﮔﮯ

ﻭﻥ ﮈﮮ ﮐﺮﮐﭧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭘﺎﻭﺭ ﭘﻠﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﻢ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﺎ ﮔﯿﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺟﺒﮑﮧ ﺍﻣﭙﺎﺋﺮ ﮐﯽ

cricket new law 27/10/12 {sport sms}

cricket new law 27/10/12 {sport sms}

ﺩﯼ ﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﺏ ﮈﮮﺍﯾﻨﮉ ﻧﺎﺋﭧ ﭨﯿﺴﭧ ﻣﯿﭽﺰ ﮐﮭﯿﻠﮯ ﺟﺎ ﺳﮑﯿﮟ ﮔﮯ


ﻭﻥ ﮈﮮ ﮐﺮﮐﭧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﭘﺎﻭﺭ ﭘﻠﮯ ﺑﮭﯽ ﮐﻢ ﮐﺮ ﺩﯾﺎ ﮔﯿﺎ ﮨﮯ ﺟﺒﮑﮧ ﺍﻣﭙﺎﺋﺮ ﮐﯽ ﻏﻠﻄﯽ ﺑﮭﯽ ﺍﺏ ﭼﮭﭗ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺳﮑﮯ ﮔﯽ

ﺳﺮﯼ ﻟﻨﮑﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﻧﯿﻮﺯﯼ ﻟﯿﻨﮉ ﮐﮯ ﺩﺭﻣﯿﺎﻥ ﺷﺮﻭﻉ ﮨﻮﻧﮯ

cricket new law 27/10/12 {sport sms}

Rawash Rawash Pe hain Nik'hat Fshaan Gulaab K phool {ghazal sms}

Rawash Rawash Pe hain Nik'hat Fshaan Gulaab K phool
Haseen Gulaab k Phool, Argh'waan Gulaab k Phool
UfaQ UfaQ Pe Zamaano ki Dhund Se Ubhray
Tuyoor, Naghmay, Nadi, Titliyaan, Gulaab k Phool
Kisi Ka Phool Sa Chehra Aur Us pe Rang Afroz
Gundhay Huway Ba Kham_E_Gessuwaan, Gulaab K phool
Khyaal_E_Yaar! Tere SiLsilay Nashon ki Rutein
Jamaal_E_Yaar! Teri Jhalkiyaan Gulaab k Phool
Meri Nigaah Mein Dor_E_Zamaan ki Her Karwat
Lahu ki Lehr, Dilon ka Dhuwaan, Gulaab K Phool
Sulagtay Jaatay Hain

Rawash Rawash Pe hain Nik'hat Fshaan Gulaab K phool {ghazal sms}

Faisla ye to karo waqt-e-safr se pehle {ghazal} Adeem Hashmi

Faisla ye to karo waqt-e-safr se pehle,
Aao ge shaam se pehle ke sahr se pehle,
Husn taqseem kiya jaye kidhar se pehle,
Har taraf se ye sadaa aai idhar se pehle,
Tere qadmon ke nishaan hain meri chahat pe faqat,
Koi guzra na tha iss raah'guzar se pehle,
Mujh pe ilzaam-e-wafa theek par ay wajh-e-wafa,
Kis ne dekha tha muhabbat ki nazar se pehle,
Husn maujood to tha apne sarapay men Adeem,
Husn maloom na tha husn-e-nazar se pehle,
Us ki surat bhi to ek subha ki surat hai Adeem,
Dekh li

Faisla ye to karo waqt-e-safr se pehle {ghazal} Adeem Hashmi

Faisla ye to karo waqt-e-safr se pehle {ghazal} Adeem Hashmi

Faisla ye to karo waqt-e-safr se pehle,
Aao ge shaam se pehle ke sahr se pehle,
Husn taqseem kiya jaye kidhar se pehle,
Har taraf se ye sadaa aai idhar se pehle,
Tere qadmon ke nishaan hain meri chahat pe faqat,
Koi guzra na tha iss raah'guzar se pehle,
Mujh pe ilzaam-e-wafa theek par ay wajh-e-wafa,
Kis ne dekha tha muhabbat ki nazar se pehle,
Husn maujood to tha apne sarapay men Adeem,
Husn maloom na tha husn-e-nazar se pehle,
Us ki surat bhi to ek subha ki surat hai Adeem,
Dekh li

Faisla ye to karo waqt-e-safr se pehle {ghazal} Adeem Hashmi

{Iqbal } tere dase ka kia hall sunao

Bay ba kee haq goi se ghabrate ha moman
makari wa rabahi pay utarna ha moman
jis rizq se parwaz main kotahi ka dar ho
woh rizq abb bare shouq se khata ha

{Iqbal } tere dase ka kia hall sunao

Agar chehray per kahin daagh dhabbay numaya hon tau

Fashion Tip of the day - Agar chehray per kahin daagh dhabbay numaya hon tau pehley inn per cream lagayein phir foundation ka istamaal karein.Yun foundation achi blend hogi aur dhaag zyda dair tak dhakkey rahein

Agar chehray per kahin daagh dhabbay numaya hon tau

When my arms cant

When my arms cant.
reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allahs peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2

When my arms cant

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day - Aaloo Boonda-Pehley

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day
Aaloo Boonda-Pehley 1 tsp laal mirch,pisa hua garam masala 1/4th tsp,1tbsp bareek kata hua hara dhanya aur 2 adad bareek kati hui hari mirch ko 2 adad ublay aur kuchley hue aaloo k sath mila lein.Phir unn k chotey chotey balls bana lein.Aik pyalay mein 1 cup basin,1/4th tsp haldi,hasb e zaiqa namak,1 tsp pisi hui laal mirch aur thora thora pani mila kar paste bana leine.Balls ko paste laga kar deep fry

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day - Aaloo Boonda-Pehley

kehte ha ha kay hato kee lakerien adhori ho to

kehte ha ha kay hato kee lakerien adhori ho to

qismat main mohabat ni hoti

such to yeh ha hato main ho ek pyra sa hath to

lakeero kee bhe zarorat ni hiti

nice

kehte ha hato kee lakerien adhori ho to

A new module from Telit LTE for the automotive industry

Telit Wireless Solutions has announced its new LE920 LTE module for the automotive industry and the aftermarket in Europe and North America. The new form factor measuring 34x40x2.8mm 920 in a 198-pad LGA solution. It offers a data rate of 100Mbps on LTE networks in download and 50Mbps upload speed and is fully compatible with the fallback DC-HSPA +, providing performance of up to 42Mbs and 5.76 Mbps download and upload respectively, if available.Quad-band GSM / GPRS and EDGE

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Yea Koun Rakh Gaya Hai Palkon Ki

Yea Koun Rakh Gaya Hai Palkon Ki Dehleez Pe Khawaab-E-Hijar,,

Goya Aj Raat Ka Rona Bhi Lazim.
Aur Sona Bhi Lazim.
GooD

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Maa Khush Khabri Hay

Maa Khush Khabri Hay
Maa-
Bol Beta
Pathan
Hm 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye
Maa-
Mubarak Ho
Beta Hoa Ya Beti?
Pathan-
"HAMARA Bv Ne Dosri Shadi Karli"..
GuD

Maa Khush Khabri Hay

Pappu: Papa, what do I give my girlfriend

Pappu: Papa, what do I give my girlfriend as a gift?

Santa: How does she look?

Pappu: She looks very sweet and pretty.

Santa: Give her my

Pappu: Papa, what do I give my girlfriend

Life isn't always perfect

Life isn't always perfect;

Life isn't always easy;

Life doesn't always make sense;

But that's the beauty of

Life isn't always perfect

Ab "SO" jao ...!!! Ab "SO" Jao ...!!!gud nit

*"GooD NiGht"*
Ab "RAAT" ki "palkein" bheeg chaleen
Aur "CHAND" b hay "chhup" janey ko
.
Kuch deir mein "SHABNAM" aey gi
"PHOOLON" ki "pyas" bujhany ko
.
"TAARON" k "safar" pe "kho" jao
Ab "SO" jao ...!!!
Ab "SO" Jao ...!!!gud

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Insan Jb Pehli Bar Undar Dalta Hy

Insan Jb Pehli Bar Undar Dalta Hy To Wo Bohat Hi Confuse Hota Hy, K Pata Nahi Kiya Hoga, Mgr Sach Ye Hy K Jesey Hi Oper Rakho Khud Hi Undr Chala Jata Hy, Or Sb Kuch Acha Lagny Lagta Hy, Phir Ajeeb Ajeeb C Aawazain Bhi Ati Hen, Or Phir Jb Tumhari "MONEY" Nikal Jati Hy, To Tumhara Khud Hi Bahir Nikal Aata Hy, Ye A.T.M Card Bhi Kiya Kamal Cheeze Hy Na.? Ap ki soch Ha ha ha,Topen Tayar khari hain,kya khyal hy, Salami ho

Insan Jb Pehli Bar Undar Dalta Hy

Agar chehray per kahin daagh dhabbay numaya hon tau

Fashion Tip of the day - Agar chehray per kahin daagh dhabbay numaya hon tau pehley inn per cream lagayein phir foundation ka istamaal karein.Yun foundation achi blend hogi aur dhaag zyda dair tak dhakkey rahein

Agar chehray per kahin daagh dhabbay numaya hon tau

Breaking News Shahid Afridi Ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal

Breaking News Shahid Afridi Ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block 13-D Me Tandoor Kholne Ka Faisla Kar Lia. B00M B00M

Breaking News Shahid Afridi Ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day - Aaloo Boonda-Pehley

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day
Aaloo Boonda-Pehley 1 tsp laal mirch,pisa hua garam masala 1/4th tsp,1tbsp bareek kata hua hara dhanya aur 2 adad bareek kati hui hari mirch ko 2 adad ublay aur kuchley hue aaloo k sath mila lein.Phir unn k chotey chotey balls bana lein.Aik pyalay mein 1 cup basin,1/4th tsp haldi,hasb e zaiqa namak,1 tsp pisi hui laal mirch aur thora thora pani mila kar paste bana leine.Balls ko paste laga kar deep fry

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day - Aaloo Boonda-Pehley

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day - Aaloo Boonda-Pehley

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day
Aaloo Boonda-Pehley 1 tsp laal mirch,pisa hua garam masala 1/4th tsp,1tbsp bareek kata hua hara dhanya aur 2 adad bareek kati hui hari mirch ko 2 adad ublay aur kuchley hue aaloo k sath mila lein.Phir unn k chotey chotey balls bana lein.Aik pyalay mein 1 cup basin,1/4th tsp haldi,hasb e zaiqa namak,1 tsp pisi hui laal mirch aur thora thora pani mila kar paste bana leine.Balls ko paste laga kar deep fry

Cookbook - Recipe of the Day - Aaloo Boonda-Pehley

Kia Kahoon Ye Meri Chaahat Hai

Ek Diya Dil Mein Jalaana Bhee, Bujhaa Bhee Dena
Yaad Karna Bhee Ose Roz Bhula Bhee Dena
Kia Kahoon Ye Meri Chaahat Hai Ke Nafrat Oski ?
Naam Likhna Bhee Mera, Likh Ke Mitaa Bhee Dena
Phir Na Milnay Ko Bicharta Hun Tujh Se Laikin
Murr Ke Dekhuun Tou Palatnay Ki Duaa Bhee Dena
Khat Bhee Likhna Mayoos Bhee Rehna Os Se
Jurm Karna Bhee Magar Khud Ko Sazaa Bhee Dena
Mujh Ko Rasmon Ka Takalluf Bhee Ganwaara Laikin
Jee Mein Aaye Tou Ye Deewaar Gira Bhee Dena
Os Se Mansoob Bhee Karlaina

Kia Kahoon Ye Meri Chaahat Hai

اجنبی شام

اجنبی شام


دھند چھائی ہوئی ہے جھیلوں پر

اُڑ رہے ہیں پرندے ٹیلوں پر

سب کا رُخ ہے نشیمنوں کی طرف

بستیوں کی طرف، بنوں کی طرف


اپنے گَلوں کو لے کے چرواہے

سرحدی بستیوں میں جا پہنچے

دلِ ناکام میں کہاں جاؤں

اجنبی شام، میں کہاں جاؤں


(جون ایلیا کی کتاب شاید

اجنبی شام

گزر گئے پس۔ در کی اشارتوں کے وہ دن

گزر گئے پس۔ در کی اشارتوں کے وہ دن

کہ رقص کرتے تھے مے خوار رنگ کھیلتے تھے

نہ محتسب کی تھی پروا نہ شہرِ دل کی تھی

ہم اہلِ دل سرِ بازار رنگ کھیلتے تھے


غرور۔ جبہ و دستار کا زمانہ ہے

نشاطِ فکر و بساط۔ ہنر ہوئی برباد

فقیہ و مفتی و واعظ پہ حرف گیر ہو کون

یہ ہیں ملائکہ اور شہر

گزر گئے پس۔ در کی اشارتوں کے وہ دن

ye udasi kahan se aati hai

روح پیاسی کہاں سے آتی ہے

یہ اداسی کہاں سے آتی ہے







ایک زندانِ بے دلی اور شام

یہ صبا سی کہاں سے آتی ہے







تو ہے پہلو میں پھر تری خوشبو


ہو کے باسی کہاں سے آتی ہے



جون

ye udasi kahan se aati hai

aap apna ghubaar

آپ اپنا غبار تھے ہم تو

یاد تھے یادگار تھے ہم تو


پردگی! ہم سے کیوں رکھا پردہ

تیرے ہی پردہ دار تھے ہم تو


وقت کی دھوپ میں تمہارے لیے

شجرِ سایہ دار تھے ہم تو



اُڑتے جاتے ہیں دُھول کے مانند

آندھیوں پر سوار تھے ہم تو



ہم نے کیوں خود پہ اعتبار کیا

سخت بے اعتبار تھے ہم

aap apna ghubaar

ek hunar hai jo kar gayaa huuN maiN

ek hunar hai jo kar gayaa huuN maiN
sab ke dil se utar gayaa huuN maiN

kaise apnii haNsii ko zabt karuuN
sun rahaa huuN ke ghar gayaa huuN maiN

kyaa bataauuN ke mar nahiiN paataa
jiite ji jab se mar gayaa huuN maiN

ab hai bus apna saamnaa darpesh
har kisii se guzar gayaa huuN maiN

voh hii naaz-o-adaa, voh hii Ghamze
sar-ba-sar aap par gayaa huuN maiN

ajab ilzaam huuN zamaane kaa
ke yahaaN sab ke sar gayaa huuN maiN

kabhii Khud tak pahunch nahiiN paayaa
jab keh vaaN umr

ek hunar hai jo kar gayaa huuN maiN

Tum Haqeeqat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho

Tum Haqeeqat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho
Jo Milay Khuwaab Mein Woh Daulat Ho

Main Tumhaaray Hi Dum Se Zinda Hon
Mar Hi Jaon Jo Tum Se Fursat Ho

Tum Ho Khushboo K Khuwaab Ki Khushboo
Aur Utni Hi Be-Muravvat Ho

Tum Ho Pehloo Mein, Par Qaraar Nahi
Yaani Aisa Hai Jaise Furqat Ho

Tum Ho Angraayi Rung-O-Nikhat Ki
Kaise Angraayi Se Shikaayat Ho

Kis Tarah Chhor Doon TUmhen Jaanaan
Tum Meiri Zindagi Ki Aadat Ho

Kis Liye Dekhti Ho Aainaa
Tum To Khud Se Bhi Khoobsurat Ho

Daastaan Khatam

Tum Haqeeqat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho

Tum Haqeeqat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho

Tum Haqeeqat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho